Nine Types Of Boyfriends
Joe Sensitive - "After I washt the dishes, let's cuddle, OK?"
  • Also Known as: Mr. Nice Guy, Family man, Honey, Darling, Soft-boiled egg Snugglepup.
  • Advantages: Well-behaved; irons own shirts
  • Disadvantages: Irritatingly compassionate, wimpy


I Knew A Woman
I knew a woman, lovely in her bones,
When small birds sighed, she would sigh back at them;
Ah, when she moved, she moved more ways than one:
The shapes a bright container can contain!
Of her choice virtues only gods could speak,
Or English poets who grew up on Greek
(I'd have them sing in chorus, cheek to cheek).

The Top 15 Indications You're Dating a Gadget Geek
All your other boyfriends had Hustlers underneath their mattresses; this one has Nokia user manuals.

14> You don't mind the video taping of your lovemaking, but the blimp camera and Jumbotron feed kind of spoil the mood.

13> Nose hair trimmers are one thing, but a nose picker is just *wrong*.


The Top 14 Madonna Wedding Vows
14> 'I, Guy Richie, promise to love Madonna, in pointy bras and in no bras, in blond hair and in black, in lingerie and in transparent tank tops, in heterosexuality and in homoeroticism...'
13> '...for richer or poorer, clothed or naked, new age mystic or dime store tramp...'
12> 'With this nipple ring, I thee pierce.'

How Did Kissing Start?
To see who tastes good

While the origin of the kiss among humans is buried in the unretrievable past, many authorities say it evolved from the act of smelling and tasting someone's face to gauge their mood, intent or well-being, says author Diane Ackerman.

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