Apology Letter Generator (Begging Version)

To my Beautiful Wife,

As I write this I am down on my knees begging for your
forgiveness. I am so sorry I forgot our anniversary. I am lower
then slime. In the grander scheme of things, it was
not worth losing respect in your eyes. You are the
sun in my life, please tell me that sun has not yet
set on us. If only I could make it up to you I
promise you that I will never forget again.

Still need a reason forgive me, how about I tattoo our
anniversary date on my forehead.

For you my darling I would cross any dessert, scale
any mountain, and even kiss your mother just to be able to earn
your forgiveness.

Please tell me that you forgive my foolishness.

Your Humble Servent,

Jon
jon@i-thee-webb.com

If you would like to send the above note, just fill out the form below.
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Your name
Your e-mail
Their name
Their e-mail
A petname for you beloved (hunny, love, etc.)
What did you do to upset them?
What is the lowest form of life on Earth?
What will you promise to do if they forgive you?
Something   you are willing do to receive forgiveness
An extreme thing you would do for them
Subject of the E-Mail (i.e.Please forgive me...I'm begging...)