Break-Up Letter Generator (Not Nice)

Dear Jennifer,

I can no longer see you due to your silly sneezing
that is constantly coming from your nose. I have decided to  
run away and marry Julie. Juliean I have decided to run away to 
Florida, where we will raise donkeys and have 14 children.
.I have found myself especially drawn to Julie's enchanting
eyes and can no longer fight the attraction. Please do not look
for me.   I have really enjoyed our time together,
especially when we would stare at the stars at night.
But that is not enough to keep us together. I will miss kissing
your attractive nose every night before bed.

Please take care of yourself.

Yours Truly,

Jon
jsternoff@yahoo.com

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