Dictionary of Dating
ATTRACTION: the
act of associating horniness with a particular person. LOVE AT: what occurs when two extremely
horny, but not entirely 1st SIGHT choosy people meet.
DATING: the process of
spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a
person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in
the future.
BIRTH CONTROL: avoiding
pregnancy through such tactics as swallowing special pills, inserting a diaphram, using a
condom, and dating repulsive men.
EASY: a term used to
describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.
EYE CONTACT: a method
utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite
being advised to do so, many woman have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not
necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not
located in her chest.
FRIEND: a member of
the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with them
totally unappealing.
INDIFFERENCE: a
woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted to by a man as "playing hard to
get."
INTERESTING: a word a
man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all the talking.
IRRITATING: what the
endearing little qualities that initially HABIT attract two people to each other turn into
after a few months together.
LAW OF RELATIVITY: how
attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your
date it.
NYMPHOMANIAC: a man's
term for a woman who wants to have sex more often than he does.
SOBER: condition in
which it is almost impossible to fall in love
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