Ridiculous U.S. Sex Laws
In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania: There is a law
against having sex with a truck driver in a toll booth.
In Nevada: There is a law against having
sex without a condom.
In Willowdale, Oregon: There is a law against
a husband talking dirty in his wife's ear during sex.
In Clinton, Oklahoma: There is a law against
masturbating while watching two people have sex in a car.
In the state of Washington: There is a law
against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding
night).
In Tremonton, Utah: There is a law against
having sex in an ambulance.
In Newcastle, Wyoming: There is a law against
having sex in a butcher shop's meat freezer.
In Alexandria, Minnesota: There is a law
against a man having sex with his wife with the stink of onions, sardines,
or garlic on his breath.
In Ames, Iowa: There is a law against drinking
more than three slugs of beer while lying in bed with a woman.
In Fairbanks, Alaska: There is a law against
two moose having sex on the city sidewalks.
In Kingsville, Texas: There is a law against
two pigs having sex on Kingsville airport property.
In Ventura County, California: There is a
law against:cats and dogs having sex without a permit.
In Washington, D.C.: There is a law against
having sex in any position other than face-to-face.
Excerpted from
The Odd
Index by Steven Spignesi, Penguin
Books, 1994
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