Top 7 Signs Your Husband is About to Dump You for a Trophy Wife


7> You know, Pamela Anderson HAS been having lunch at the house a lot lately....

6> He says, "Hey, honey, No hard feelings, but I'm gonna dump you for a trophy wife."

5> He says he wants to renew his marriage vows, then asks who you want to renew yours with.

4> The bucket seats in his new sports car are too small for YOUR bucket.

3> Renewed consciousness about hygiene: Not only does he know what Q-tips are for, he actually knows where you keep them.

2> When asked "Is this your wife?" he replies, "For now."

and the Number 1 Sign Your Husband is About to Dump You for a Trophy Wife...

1> You catch him on a chat room, asking how he can rid the house of that "old lady smell."

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