The Top 14 Phrases to Avoid When Writing Your Own Wedding Vows

14) "HEY, B*TCH, LISTEN UP!!"

13) "...in sickness and in health, unless it's Super Bowl Sunday."

12) "... and henceforth, thus referring to section 4.7, paragraph 3, line 29 in said prenuptial agreement..."

11) "...to appease Cthullhu."

10) "...a much better lay than my brother."

9) "...until debt do us part."

8) "DaHjaj SuvwI'e' jIH!" (Trekkie weddings only)

7) "...to love, honor, and fillet..."

6) "...and at least consider the possibility of an occasional three-way."

5) "...to love, honor, and protect you from the real killers..."

4) "till death, or a reasonable enough facsimile thereof, do us part."

3) "...in IPO or Chapter 11...."

2) "...on Springer or Montel..."

and Topfive.com's Number 1 Phrase to Avoid When Writing Your Own Wedding Vows...

1) "In the words of Elizabeth Taylor..."

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