The Top 14 Things Women Don't Know About Men's Restrooms

14) Yeah, well, we're havin' lesbian sex in *here*, too!

13) Over every urinal: "What Would Dennis Rodman Do?"

12) Actually, the entry door leads directly into the alley behind the building.

11) Graffiti often written in iambic pentameter.

10) Swordfight!

9) If you saw how we use the hot-air hand driers you'd understand why you consistently fail to satisfy us in bed.

8) Men never sit. One wall has "urinals", the other has "fecenals."

7) Rearranging "your stuff" can take longer than powdering a nose.

6) Tampons are only half the price of those in the women's restroom.

5) The ammonia from the urine on the floor is the only way we keep the restrooms clean.

4) There is a perfectly reasonable explanation to why we don't wash afterward: We pee in the sinks, too.

3) Tibetan weavers harvest the room for little curly hairs to sell to Nieman Marcus as "pashmina."

2) We make fun of your shoes.

and the Number 1 Thing Women Don't Know About Men's Restrooms...

1) 20% less masturbation than women would guess.

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[ Copyright 2003 by Chris White ]

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