Why Dogs Are Better Than Men
~Original author unknown

- Dogs don't have trouble expressing affection in public.
- Dogs miss you when you're gone.
- You never wonder whether your dog is good enough for you.
- Dogs don't brag about whom they've slept with.
- Dogs don't criticize your friends.
- Dogs admit it when they're jealous.
- Dogs don't play games with you - except fetch - and they never laugh at the way you throw the ball.
- Dogs are happy with any video that you rent.
- They always remember that the most important thing is that you are together.
- Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.
- You can take a dog to a groomer.
- Dogs are already in touch with their inner feelings.
- You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams.
- Gorgeous dogs don't know they are gorgeous.
- Dogs understand what"No" means.
- Dogs don't need therapy.
- Dogs understand if some of their friends can't come inside.
- Dogs think you are a culinary genius.
- You can housetrain a dog.
- You can force a dog to take a bath.
- Dogs don't correct your stories.
- Middle aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.
- Dogs admit it when they are lost. Dogs don't criticize your driving.
- Dogs don't weigh down your purse with their stuff.
- Dogs are nice to your relatives.
- Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
- Dogs can entertain themselves for longer than two minutes.
- Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do.
- Dogs don't care whether you shave your legs.
- Dogs don't complain if the sink is full of dirty dishes.
- YOU CAN TRAIN A DOG!