Why Dogs Are Better Than Women
~Original author unknown

- Dogs love it when your friends visit.
- Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.
- Dogs enjoy the way you sing.
- A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.
- Dogs don't expect you to call when you're running late.
- The later you are - the more excited the dog is to see you.
- Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
- Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
- Dogs appreciate excessive body hair.
- If a dog is beautiful - all the other dogs don't hate her.
- Dogs don't shop.
- Dogs love it when you leave stuff all other the floor.
- A dog's disposition doesn't change every 28 days.
- Dogs never need to re-examine your relationship.
- A Dog's parents never come for the weekend.
- Dogs love long car trips.
- Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.
- Dogs don't hate their bodies.
- No dog ever bought a Kenny G or Yanni album.
- Dogs never nag.
- Dogs don't expect gifts for every occassion.
- Dogs don't worry about germs.
- Dogs like to do their snooping outside as opposed to in your wallet, coat pocket, glove compartment, or the back of your underwear drawer.
- Dogs don't let talk shows, horoscopes, and tabloids guide their lives.
- Dogs prefer hamburger over lobster.
- You never have to wait for a dog to decide what to wear - they are always ready to go on a moments notice.
- Dogs have no use for flowers, candy, cards, or jewelry.
- Dogs don't borrow your shirts.
- Dogs don't lend your best tools to the neighbors.
- Dogs don't put dents in your fenders.