Why Dogs Are Better Than Cats
~By Zoe Sternoff

- Dogs scratch themselves…cats scratch other people…sometimes leading to stiches and hospital time…
- If Dogs don’t like you, they let you know early on…cats wait till your within striking distance…
- Barking dogs scare away burglers…cats think burglers are another person to serve them…
- Dogs look at you as your companion…cats look at you as their slave/toy.
- When a dog goes to the bathroom it’s either on a cheap newspaper or out in nature…cats need their own dirt imported into the house at a much higher cost…
- The fire department has rarely been called to get a dog out of a tree…Cops should be called for cats in trees…they can get them down from the tree faster…
- You see dogs coming…cat sneak up or stalk you…
- Dogs love going for walks on leashes…cats will send you to the hospital for even considering it.
- Most dogs come when you call them…cats wait till you lose your voice and come find them.
- Dogs are not finicky about anything…
- Ever see a movie or a television show about a courageous cat saving a boy in a well? How many shows on tv today feature a lovable cat companion.
- Dogs don’t leave dead birds or rats on your door step…nope…they eat what they kill…