Remove film from box and load camera
Remove film box from puppy's mouth
and thow in trash
Remove puppy from trash and brush
coffee grounds from muzzle
Choose suitable background for photo
Mount camera on tripod and focus
Find puppy and take dirty sock out
of the mouth
Place puppy in prefocused spot and
return to camera
Forget about spot and crawl after
puppy on knees
Focus with one hand and fend off
puppy with the other hand
Get tissue and clean nose print from
lens
Put cat outside and put peroxide on
the scratch on puppy's nose
Put magazines back on coffee table
Try to get puppy's attention by
squeaking toy over your head
Replace your glasses and check
camera for damage
Jump up in time to grab puppy by the
scruff of the neck and say "No..outside!!"
Call someone to help clean up the
mess
Sit back in chair for deep breathing
and resolve to teach puppy "sit" and "stay" first thing next morning
